Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Movie Lines

Title Lines
Each of the dialog snippets below features the title of the movie in it,
which we've conveniently removed. See if you can put them back.
1.
"Who are you?"
"You know who I am."
"I do?"
"Your friendly, neighborhood ____________."
SPIDER MAN
2
"I was with the project when it was still with NASA, before it was
sold to DBA. I was trained in physics. I was sent here to assess the
economic potential of ____________, whether or not it was a viable
commercial property or possible energy source. I was still compiling
data when this shit started happening.'"
"Did you run any tests on the ship?"
SOLARIS
3.
"Whatever your position, you are of my house, and that means
you will serve the King of Jerusalem."
"What could a king ask of a man like me?"
"A better world than has ever been seen. A kingdom of
conscience. A ____________. There is peace between Christian and
Muslim. We live together."
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN
4.
"So here's the drill. I'm your history teacher from now on. We will
discuss current events. We will call this class ____________. We meet
once a day. Alright, your first assignment is to prepare for me a new
paper due tomorrow."
"Oh come on, Sweeney, it took me a week to read 'Mein Kampf.'
That isn't fair. Well, what do you want me to do it on?"
"Your brother."
AMERICAN HISTROY X
5.
"It's called a ____________."
"What?"
"A safe room. A castle keep in medieval times."
"I've read about these."
"They're quite in vogue in high-end construction right now. One
really can't be too careful about home invasion."
PANIC ROOM
6
"Seems like bailing you out of trouble's becoming a lifetime job for
me."
"There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shit cop. All I
wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing, sir."
"Well, you did some pushing of your own, John."
"They drew ____________, not me."
"Look, Johnny, let me come in and get you the hell out of there."
"They drew ____________."
FIRST BLOOD – (RAMBO)
7.
"If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up the
phone and call the professionals."
"____________."
"Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to
serve all your supernatural eliimination needs."
"We're ready to believe you!"
GHOSTBUSTERS
8.
"I don't think there's ever been a ____________ to match you. As
for this young man, he insists you are Hector reborn. Or was it Hercules?
Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You
do have a name?"
"My name is ____________."
"How dare you show your back to me. Slave! You will remove
your helmet and tell me your name."
GLADIATOR
9.
"Hey buddy, I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I'm
paying you to sing."
"Well, I have a microphone and you don't. So you will listen to
every damn word I have to say!! You know, it's funny. Some of us will
never, ever find true love. Like, take for instance, me. And I'm pretty
sure that guy, right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And
basically everbody at table nine. But the worst thing is that me, fatty,
sideburns lady, and the mutants over at table nine will never, ever find a
way to better the situation. Because apparently, we have absolutely
nothing to offer the opposite sex."
"You are the worst ____________ in the world, buddy!"
"Sir, one more outburst, I will strangle you with my microphone
wire, you understand me? Now let's cut the stupid cake, cuz I know the
fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon. And
while we do that, here's a little mood music for you."
WEDDING SINGER
10.
"Was I trying to say 'Raymond' and it came out '____________'?"
"Yeah. Funny ____________."
"You? You're the ____________?"
RAIN MAN

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